advice from Louise

Words of wisdom passed along from my Aunt:

"You know what they say: Absence makes the heart grow fonder...of someone else!"

"Italian men don't make good husbands. They can be very domineering. My mother always said marry a Jewish man. They are much better to their wives and families."

"It's a good sign if couples are fighting. It means they are communicating."

I find these comments interesting and in some instances comical! Anyone else have words of wisdom to pass along from their aunts or other family members?